|SLUMPED SHOULDERS IN MY HOME CHAIR, SICK & AGITATED BY THE FLU somewhere IN
BOWIE, MD (Thursday, April 12th) - was the perfect All-American DAY ...
"Glory be to God" across the backdrop of morning Aloha and Big Brother
network news were the solid, stone-grit faces of saluting servicemen and
women once shaken "spy-plane" survivors stranded by fate and Chinese military
arrogance. As they strut and broke into ceremonial rank and file, I browsed
those annoying template television screen tickers flash the time, when it was
LIVE, and a rising Dow Jones at +113.47 followed by a tech-tattered NASDAQ at
+62.48, each making swift, weekly, pre-Good Friday recovery amid the search
for refuge from the market bear.
It was Red, White and Beautiful ... The flu was flowing through my veins and
falling in puddles on the floor. My muscles rippled; hands reached and
cocked the clips of pens like gun triggers; that bowl of chicken soup boiled
as eyes waited to see the white in the eyes of some vague, forgotten, but
identified enemy. "Make ... my ... day." We sized up China as China stared
us down. Even after that and the threat of an endless wave of Chinese
infantry, no way; surveillance in overused and aging propeller driven
reconnaissance airplanes would continue. Despite the fact we have satellites
orbiting Earth that could photograph a pin drop, let's aggravate the
situation. Retired U.S. Navy Rear Admiral Eric McVadon blew his gung-ho soap
box spot that morning on C-SPAN's "Washington Journal": "We need them to know
we're watching them."
At a Senate-hearing the embattled, now chip shouldered Attorney General stood
tall and firm like Judge Dredd on Viagra among his poor and downtrodden,
announcing closed-circuit television access to grieving Oklahoma City bombing
survivors eager to watch the final breath of terrorist-turning-militia-martyr
Tim McVeigh. John Ashcroft's echoing bass blew the speakers in the 19" tube:
"Their lives were shattered, and I hope that we can help them meet their need
to close this chapter..." Lawyers for Voyeur.com stood by, waiting to launch
legacy and reputation beyond the sleazy college co-ed ribald. Give them
Liberty, yes Your Honor - but give us Death by Pay-per-View at $2 a pop ...
proceeds go to a Victims Fund. Risk of underage viewers, sir? Not a problem
- that's what secure subscriptions are for. Uhh, yeah - we thought about
hackers and downloadable images ... but, that's outside anyone's
jurisdiction. You deal with it when the next trench coat clad teen unloads a
clip in a school hallway.
James Gandolfini's now notorious Tony Soprano mug pressed against my
conscience and all I could think about was "blood money..."
Capital punishment proponents were spit shining their dentures. The easy way
out always comforts the soul in the wake of a stuck, skin-splitting band-aid
pulled by sudden force. But, then again, wouldn't you want the merciless
killer of your next generation either rotting under concrete or walking that
last Green Mile? Death penalty opponents yell foul in slippery-sloping
waters because it's looking like the Middle Ages again. Middle Ages? More
recent than that, friend. It's a fairly fascinating feat of wording when
both activists and media hacks use "execution" and "lynching" in separate
tense. As though one is nothing like the other, or the latter actually
wasn't a form of public execution and Jim Crow sanctioned castration. But
McVeigh's not black. Hence, the reasoning behind the disquieting silence of
civil rights vanguards is deafening. It's not the matter of the execution -
it is the matter of why it must be public in the first place.
It's all-American, though. Everyone is pulling the national weight to get
tough. To eat pounds of cheese and get mad nasty, man. To contort their
faces into the most hideous World Wrestling Federation case of constipation
they can muster. In the name of the Father, the Flag and who sits i
nstigating it on Capitol Hill and in the White House, it's national buckshot.
Watching who gets booted off "Survivor" and learning to survive to the last
episode of "Boot Camp" is incredibly nostalgic. A virtual State of the
Union-wide Pan-Hellenic hazing.
Rays of blazing patriotic glory graced the television screens in surreal
cataracts flashing neon parlance. The paralyzing parallelogram of the
manufactured and cosmetic forces known to the controlled and caste-tripped
establishment of man spread its tattered, manipulated wings forth in
beautiful synchronization. It was absolutely splendid. Yes, so splendid
that it left the most parched and phobic souls gripping earnestly for straws
of sense in a darkness known to few, but traversed by many. The day was
blessed by the deliberate tact of scripted magnetism and benign beguilement.
It was red, white and beautiful.
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